Bertie 

Text

Text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, ;-), text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, text, words. Quite often, when all is said and done, a lot is said and very little done.

Graffitti Bridge Rusting 

Tobacco Factory 2 

Tobacco Factory

Tobacco Factory Pen and Ink.
Done for the Arts Trail, Bristol in 2004.

Graffitti Bridge 2 

Graffitti Bridge 

Feng Shui?

I see over at Flatland my alter-ego thinks that Feng Shui is the way to go to get a happy home. Well probably, if I could "Feng Sway" my house over to Surrey or to West London so that it was worth 10 times what it's worth now I really would be happy! I think that my house should be aligned east-west, preferrably somewhere in Mayfair or Knightsbridge (I would settle for Chelsea) with a gentle slope leading down to Harrods or Fortnum & Masons (its good to have a local convenience store..!) .

Sunday Morning Blues

I think I've got the Sunday morning blues. You know that feeling? There's no milk or bread and the man next door thinks its a good idea to use a power plane out in the road to trim the bottom off his new kitchen door. At 9:00 on a bloody Sunday morning! I go to the shop to get bread and milk then realise when I'm back that I didnt get margarine, which we also need. No bloody toast for me then. And oh- wait it gets better - the cookers not working and the computer goes on the blink. WAS IT SOMETHING THAT I DID? Or maybe didn't do? All I know is that after fixing the computer all I've got to look forward to is fixing the cooker, and boy is it dirty in there!

Fixed the computer, and fixed the cooker. Now all I need is something to eat. Partner has gone out in a huff, she can't stand it, can't say I blame her. Kids are either comatose or watching Cartoon Network. Or is it both? Cat just tried to bite me. Blimey, do I have sign on my back or something? Want to build my own house? WHY? The one I got is bad enough!

PeteHaus is now open

There is nothing here yet, you could always look at Flatland to see what I've been up to in the last few weeks. If you aren't building your own house, shouldn't you at least consider it?